Ok, so if you are reading this, you did it. Either this is a familiar playground to you and you know what you are looking for or let’s be honest your curiosity got the better of you, and well here we are.
Either way we are glad to have you here getting straight to the point or exploring, whatever pops your cherry.
If this is not your first rodeo, you’re probably already at the checkout and that’s awesome, we hope you have lots of fun and can’t wait to have you back again soon.
If you’re a newb then this is for you…
If this is your first time, then…
Like any first time, being here is probably a little awkward and perhaps a little overwhelming, but let’s face it beyond all that you’re excited and you are burning with curiosity – where does that go, how does that work, what is that? Not to worry, there is something for everyone to enjoy.
So with the questions above probably going through your mind and the feeling of not knowing exactly what you are looking for going on or if you have suddenly found yourself in a moment of panic and wanting to close the page – wait, take a deep breath and keep reading…
Simple tips on how to choose your first toy
- Find a category that you think will have the item/s you are looking for
- Ask yourself or your partner what kind of vibe you are going for? Are you looking to spice things up a little, do you want to dress up, do you need something to enhance, prolong or add to your experience? Of course, there is no rule that says you only need one toy, outfit, potion or lotion.
- Ok, so now you have some direction of where you are going and the fun part can commence. Picking the size, colour or flavour that most appeals to you.
- Enjoy
Still feeling a little shy?
If you are still feeling a little shy or a little naughty, that is ok and perfectly normal. Thankfully, we no longer live in the 6th centurary and things are no where near as primitive and taboo as they once were.
For the most part, talking about sex is not general light conversation, however people certainly are far more open minded now than they were ten or so years ago. Sex and sexual desire have been around since the dawn of time and sex should be both celebrated and enjoyed, be it you going solo or you and your partner.
People all over the world have been using sex toys for centuries, granted they didn’t look as appealing as they do today and some methods have drastically improved to say the least, but let’s be honest all of the improvements are bonuses we can now experience with the toys we have available today. Every invention had to start somewhere, right?
I suppose one could liken it to your current experience or even your past experience, you landed on this page and so your experience had to have started somewhere and if this is your first time visiting us, we are thrilled to be your first so-to-speak.
You’ve got this!
At the end of the day, of course we’d like you to buy something, but more than that we want you to enjoy yourself. Be free, be open, be sexy, be whatever it is you need to be to get you not just to the hill where you can see the peak of the highest mountain, we want you to be teetering on that peak of the highest mountain and then blissfully tumbling over in a whirlwind of ecstasy.
In truth we want to help you have the experience that is such that everyone in a 10km radius is laying back in bed having a smoke when you are done. Time is a wasting and the need for satisfaction growing and I am sure that by now you are at least feeling a little more confident than a moment ago…
So, if not, why not?
Lovies…
S & M